Stretch-O-Mutt
Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right
 
 
"It's called stream sniping. He can see my screen, he can see my hud, he can see my life, he can see my moves." - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4



Frame data is a lie that was fabricated by the deep state to trick gamers into thinking they have control.



Did this roody poo just ask why The jabroni beating, Mai eating, trailblazing, eyebrow raising, elbow dropping, heart stopping, the most electrying man of all of entertainment, the people's champ, The Rock, is toxic to everyone?


"Oh Po, I just ♥♥♥♥ the noodles. There is no secret ingredient" - Mister Ping

At exactly 0800 hours we received news that an international terrorist by the alias of BLUE, has plans to set explosives at important landmarks. We don't know her name but we do know her M.O. She likes to leave paw prints at locations she uses at clues. Always 3 and always seeming to be related to the place she plans to attack. If not solved she detonates the charges she has set and BOOM. We have failed... Still if we manage to solve the clues we can save lives. If you happen to find any of these clues send it to us in our program known as "The Notebook". Once you do you can return to our headquarters that we have named "The Thinking Chair." We leave this task to you agent. I General Steve and my associate General Joe will be waiting here for your report.

Remember, If we use our minds and take a step at a time. We can save the lives of countless people around the world.

Can you solve, Blue's Clues?

I left. Mike kept eating chicken tendies and getting crumbs all over the floor, then when I told him to clean it up he threw ice under my feet and made me trip, then he laughed at me and called me a bigot for not buying skullgirls again


I left.

After demanding that MikeZ give us the company for nothing and being met with abusive responses like "no" and "tries to figure out how to respond to this" I just couldn't take it anymore.

I refuse to work for a filthy capitalist pig who thinks that he has some sort of right to do as he pleases with his own company. Like seriously...If marginalized people ask you to transfer ownership of your company to them, as a white autistic man, it is your responsibility to do so no questions asked.

Anyways I'm sad that it came to this but if I can't take someone's company from them then I just have to leave.

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson.

>OMG FREE SPEECH!!! How do you get away with it!!?
♥♥♥♥ off lex luthor you can't steal my freeze peach

It takes a pretty high IQ to understand the joke, so I won't blame you for missing it the first time. The writers are really clever, I'll give them that. I've got an IQ of 156, which basically makes me a genius, so it was pretty obvious to me and I had a pretty good chuckle when I first saw it. The joke is that he 'Chucks Feed and Seed', with chuck being another word for 'throw'. Essentially when you realize that he 'throws feed and seed' you also realize that no matter how much ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ and suck, you will never be a woman.

these are the types of people who show up on purpose to ruin any kind of movement you have.

its like going to a funeral and a circus clown rides out on a unicycle honking a big horn and he keeps yelling NIGGEN NIGGEN NIGGEN

America needs a president that sucks ♥♥♥♥♥ and eats ♥♥♥ and takes ♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass from men with ♥♥♥♥♥ in their mouth with AIDS and eats ass and blows ♥♥♥♥

Legend of the Negro Hero

Let's say "hypothetically" for the sake of argument... I was a certified freak.

Good job kid! And remember, if anyone calls you weird for playing this game said person is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and can't be trusted

"The worst people generally tend to be the 1st ones to give "harsh criticism" - /r/Kappa
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Man gives up sex with two women in order to play MvC3

A man known only as Woolie has been caught on camera confessing to perhaps the greatest crime of all time — giving up a free squish-session with two willing participants in order to play Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

This of course leads us to the ultimate philosophical question — would you pass up sex for videogames? Is Woolie an utter fool, or a shining example of a man who knows how to prioritize? These are incredibly crucial questions, so you must answer them!

Actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Idiot : when im in a big meanie contest and my opponent is that one specific pyro:

*DEAD* HeriageTay : Stretch-O-Mutt I hope you know I have 559 confirmed furry kills and I wont hesitate to make you 560

He wanted droopy ♥♥♥♥ seen from the back, not cameltoe through the buttfangs.

Election Phlog : As an at-least-slightly gay person I hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I can still sympathize with furries
Election Phlog : I too am a victim of the cartoon fetish porn psyop
Election Phlog : stretch-o-mutt do your balls also stretch
Election Phlog : do they hang low, do they wobble to and fro
Election Phlog : can you tie them in a knot, can you use them as niche bondage equipment
Dunkers : turn them into a balloon animal

Moth the terminator!!1 : did you script an entire program just to laugh at dead people or what
Moth the terminator!!1 : cause i know you aint gonna be alive if you do that everytime

Moth the terminator!!1 : the second i win against this man im typing 326 paragraphs of the word 'ha' just for them
Moth the terminator!!1 : the fact he says 'aha' upon dominating someone is both enraging and worthy of laughter
*DEAD* Moth the terminator!!1 : im genuinely gonna strangle someone if i have to see that creature's profile again

Moth the terminator!!1 : how the hell is mutt just omniscient to where i am just to kill me while im low
*DEAD* Moth the terminator!!1 : how the ♥♥♥♥ am i supposed to compete against a dog that always knows where i am
*DEAD* Moth the terminator!!1 : honestly

*DEAD* sicky trolldier : stretch o mutt are you vorobey




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