Recent reviews by Yu Ming is ainm dom

This game is genuinely part of some of my best years in school. I'll remember this game because any time I played it, it was funny as hell, Ive never talked so much ♥♥♥♥ than in this silly unity project. RIP the servers :(

If I cannot convince you, nobody will. Just trust me. Do not play this game. You will never be free of the map of Europe if you play this. You will become a Redditor history buff. Most of the time spent on this game is waiting and eventually ganking a small country and there's no challenge. If you are going to play this game without DLC, its unplayable.

If you don't like China or Tencent Games you are in luck. They own I believe 40% of the shares for Paradox Interactive. If you don't want to support Chinese companies more than you have to, then stay away. Just remember, looking five years into the future, do you want to see yourself become a political extremist for a dead ideology, history buff playing EU4?

This game can lick my greasy nuts
El videojuego lamando mi nueces gracosas

I'm only putting this down as a not recommend by the skin of my teeth. Honestly I find this hard to recommend. I'm starting with the cons as if I am not recommending the game I should explain why first.

Cons:
There's lack of settings in some ways such as FOV and that gives me motion sickness and I have to go into the game files to change it. Often paths are hard to find and I feel as if I am cheating by using the button to show me the path.
The movement which is the main core of the game feels slower and clunkier than it should in my opinion and landing on corners of things makes landing really weird. Combat is essentially one button click and most other moves feel completely useless. Cops are actually missing a chunk of their brain because I don't shoot me when I would be an easy target and they let me run up, and even when they shoot me they can have Stormtrooper aim. I feel as if maybe if I got farther in I would've enjoyed it more but its hard to follow sometimes. Maybe a sequel would improve on the mec... wait a minute.

Pros: All the different moves you can do in combat feel so cool and certain parts feel so satisfying to play through. Being shot through the vents is so awesome and honestly if you like games with great movement like me you will probably love this game. The game looks fine and the audio is what you'd expect, nothing spectacular but good overall. Cool plot and runner vision is a cool idea and fits into this futuristic time period I guess.

Overall, its hit or miss depending on what you think of platformers or "parkour" games. This didn't stick with me.

Good game, but takes far too long for killer matches at low ranks, so queueing for killer sucks ;/

Before I start this review I will be going through four different aspects of the game. Its gameplay, audio, visuals and its bugs.
This is because I feel like there is enough to talk about with this masterpiece of a game.

Firstly I will begin with the gameplay. The story (like on the steam store) talks about you being an obese canadian man who has a dream in life, the idea of getting a juicy Mr Ribs in his mouth above his octuple chin jaw. You will go on your journey with your obese uncle and from there you follow your dreams. Along the way (No spoilers) you will meet deadly hitchhikers disguised as not so nice people, and try to backstab you as you go. In the game you will drive and do telltale esc cutscenes and fight bosses. It revolutionizes the video game industry and is quite unique. What I find quite weird though is the start and end of chapters where you wake up on the toilet or sleeping with a man in bed or a restroom. Its weird but *very* quirky. I think the joke doesn't get old after 6 times and was funny the whole way through.

The audio is admittedly a bit loud, and along with that I don't think there is any way of turning it down so you'll have to use your desktop's audio to adjust it. I personally enjoyed the ten second loop of electro when driving but it was a bit offputting since you are a hitchhiker. It would of been better to have country music, the objectively best music on the market. The crashing into the rails was the perfect type of loud and the typical youtuber music for tense moments and the free audio for chainsaws was nice too. I think it would be good to allow these sound to be on an alarm clock so we will always wake up from it, due to the amazing bitrate and it will pump us up. And the fact that your ears will bleed if you don't.

The visual side of the game is quite nice, as the humans are (this is unironic) actually ugly enough to be funny. I did enjoy the same tree from what I presume is the asset store copy and pasted throughout the whole game yet the cornfield was a nice change of atmosphere. The burgers half eaten, the blood splatter (This should be at least teen rated from the blood)
and the roads texture were very nice and was enjoyable to look at if you are blind.

The game has little to no bugs, the only ones being that you can glitch out of the map if your car falls down once causing you to restart, the dialogue when I died to a woman was out of place for when I died, the car repeatedly falling over for no reason, lighting bugs and weird finger and face physics.
Anyways apart from that there actually wasn't many to be honest.

All in all, this game is probably the best game I have bought in over two months. It's also the last game I've bought in two months. Thats pretty good though. Anyways it is in my opinion the best game ever, and beats every game on the market.
It is the dark souls of driving sims. A flat wheel out of ten.

(In all seriousness, if the dev is reading this im not trying to be mean or anything, I hope you make more its just that the serial killer thing all the time gets old and dark is not fun. The gameplay would need to be refined heavily and don't take things off the asset store. I honestly did enjoy the game quite a bit until I got to the cornfield where I really started to lose interest. For a funny game though I did enjoy it, and at least your game didn't fake dialogue like Telltale. Proper rating is 4/10. GG)

I watched it and really liked the look of it, but didnt get attached as I played it, althought was pretty good for the time I played it(and hard)

Could be better.