Recent reviews by The Tetanus Clam

This is by far one of the most fun games I have ever played for a couple reasons.

1. The game mechanics are intuitive and fun. Within about 30-45 min of downloading this game I was in a match and got the jist of picking/using weapons and healing, loading/firing cannons with different types of rounds, and participating in different kinds of attacks. Within an hour or two I knew how to play all of the gamemodes. The mechanics behind all of these aspects are incredibly fun and rewarding.

2. The community is absolutly fantastic from what I've seen. Almost everyone I've played with has been relatively friendly (unlike other FPS's like CS:GO) and there are some absolutly hilarious guys I've com across. As a biginner too, everyone is nice and willing to help you learn the game.

3. The voice acting. The voice acting might be some of the funniest audio I have ever heard. I won't bother explaining it because you just have to hear the glorious british accents to understand.

4. The feedback from the game (hitsounds/killfeed/deathscreens/ragdolls/etc.) are hilarious and rewarding. I love it when I fire only two connon shots and someone kill 7 members of another ships crew, hear the glorious thud hitsound and see the kill feed filled with the glory of getting lucky two shots in a row. I also love when I got shot in the head how my audio cuts out and my screen goes blank aside from the text "You were shot in the head."

Absolutly buy this game its 20 bucks.

1. Install game after seeing gameplay from youtube. Seems cool, right?

2. Get into game, excited to try it out.

3. Get into a match and start playing...wow this gun is ♥♥♥♥, how long does it take to unlock the next one?

4. Learn game is paytowin, play a little anyway and start doing really well.

5. Stop playing for a little bit, then get back into game.

6. Wait a couple of years for a match, doesn't work. Reque, doesn't work. Restart game, doesn't work.

7. Well I guess im not playing this game after all :)

1. Spend 3 hours of your day hitting rocks, trees, and animals with a rock, hatchets, and pick-axes.
2. Build a small home out of wood.
3. Place your sleeping bag and tool cupboard inside the base.
4. After a hard days work, log off of the server to sleep or something.
5. Log back into the server.
6. See that you have been killed while you were offline.
7. Realize that you have been raided.
8. Respwan in your freshly offline-raided base to see all of your loot is gone, because you were stupid enough to build a base out of wood so it could be burned down with a flame thrower.
9. Repeat except this time make your base stone.
10. Wake up to see you were raided again. This time with C4.
11. Repeat once AGAIN, but this time armored, honeycombed walls, and you also found a friend to help you out.
12. Go out to kill a few people and get gear by yourself, and return to find your friend has taken all your loot to another clan and /removed your entire base.
13. Try again one more time, but get killed by a bear when you are done farming before you can build your base so that you loose all your loot.
14. Uninstall.
Great game 300/10 would get raped by a naked with a waterpipe up his ass again. Supurbe.