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Recommended
19.6 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
GUGGIDAGAGUGGIDAGA GUGGIDAGUGGIDAGUGGIDA

Humans are not supposed to do this

Humans were not made for carpal tunnel

Carpal tunnel was made for us
Posted March 2. Last edited March 2.
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Not Recommended
505.1 hrs on record (47.7 hrs at review time)
You come to MY province...

Suck MY ♥♥♥♥...

and

call

ME

gay!?
Posted February 20, 2022.
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Not Recommended
6.5 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
kinda ass
Posted December 27, 2021.
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Recommended
464.8 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
- Me like -

+Much rock, me like rock!
+Shiny rock even better rock!
+Turn shiny rock into shoota thingy!
+A lot of Dakka!
+Purging xenos!
+Kicking Barrels around is very satisfying!

- Me not like -

-Beer is not free.
-Half of my gameplay hours are drinking beer for no reason because the game freezes for me every 5 seconds. You see, my computer is made by my ancestors and it is made from rock, pure stalinium and wood and it is powered by 5 potatoes.
-Papa Sasquatch is not pleased with the ammount of beard choices.
-Papa Sasquatch is also not pleased by the fact that mission control yells at me for wasting my credits on beer and kicking barrels into the launch thrusters.
Posted October 22, 2018. Last edited October 22, 2018.
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