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Not recommended unless you would rather watch a movie than play a game. The cutcenes are able to be skipped but there's no way to disable them. Guns and grenades don't do any damage like the shovel is able to but doesn't hit people reliably unless you aren't looking at them or they are out of reach.
The only positive thing about performance is that it runs better than the beta did. I have a decent computer and I barely get 50 fps because it has no resolution downscaleing. I am forced to play at 4k monitor rez. The community is nonexistent and refuses to communicate during missions. You are forced into a cutscene after every mission. They also have the normal space magic game approach of making a "hub" There's no reason for a game ever to have this everything should be done from menus. The music is actually not as terrible as other warhammer games I was able to play for at least an hour before I had to turn it off. Both songs the game has are pretty good but get annoying, music does not belong in video games. Both sides of the senile old bats constantly pop up on the right side of your screen with the space video phone making it unable to disable that either. The Rothschild's are obviously involved with lobbying this into a liberal hell hole they consider simple things like scoreboards and racial slurs not allowed, this game attracts nothing but femboy snowflakes.
Publicada el 17 de abril. Última edición: 17 de abril.
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Unplayable trash because of forced 3rd person. All chats and names ruined extreme censorship. (i still bypassed and got a cool name 3 times)
Have an enjoyable death, you will not be missed.
Publicada el 29 de marzo.
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Absolute garbage the game wastes 20 minutes of unskipplable cutscenes and loading screens before getting to the settings page needed to play. Being 3rd person makes it worthless as a shooter game. Huge waste of money even on sale. No one plays it, you are lucky to get 1 player on your team. The people that do play are gremlin squeakers. The whole game is ugly, like a cheap mobile game.
There is no reason to play his game unless you are a pedophile.
This game is nothing but the ráped and beaten dead money horse of a good franchise.
Publicada el 15 de febrero.
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GOAT
Publicada el 15 de febrero.
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A tall black animal invaded my base with his gang. I assaulted him with my balls until he was my slave. He worked real hard at my plantation. After I caught him looking at the white women I had to decapitate him with a butcher knife and feed him to a lime colored pedobear.

After that I decided to try Palworld, I created a world. I was met with a subpar character creation screen. After some effort, mostly deciding which eyes were the least weeb trash, I was able to create the Aryan princess I deserve.
The game is poorly optimized, but I was able run it on a decent graphics card with the settings on low/mid. The Rothschilds in the marketing department sold this as "Pokemon with guns" It is more accurately "7 days to die with Pokemon"
The slaves are very useful in fighting and the game obviously wants you to use them as your primary damage. This is a huge problem when most of your XP comes from capturing not killing enemies. The game is completely playable without using them for combat. Many of the pal models are inspired by furrys, Because of this the community is completely infested with degenerate filth. Overall it's worth playing single player only or with friends. Sneed Gaytendo This is better than poketheman ever was.
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Good:
This game existing pisses off ass ketchup worshipers.
I like the penguin.
Functioning basic survival game.
Slavery.
Slaughtering furrys and femboys.

Bad:
Community is rancid filth.
The game barely runs.
Publicada el 6 de febrero. Última edición: 6 de febrero.
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Requires a blizzard account and phone number.
Completely unplayable.
Publicada el 6 de febrero.
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The game is short, about 30 mins long. The controls are bad. Still worth it, most Based and Sneedpilled game on steam.
Publicada el 5 de enero.
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Sneed Pinko trash
Publicada el 25 de noviembre de 2023.
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The story is on the short side, can be speedrun in 5 mins, but takes around an hour if you take time to enjoy it.
The model of the woman is a little s1utty and some may find disrespectful to Eva. (you can see her underwear)
Overall the gameplay is well rounded, it has very few flaws.
It's not a Bitcoin miner like other cheap games can be but, There is a 97% chance this is a glowy honeypot, probably comes with free spyware. I recommend only installing on a VM or better, a PC subnetted off of your main LAN.
Sneed globohomo
Unironically better than doom eternal.
Publicada el 20 de agosto de 2023. Última edición: 20 de agosto de 2023.
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6.4 h registradas (5.9 h cuando escribió la reseña)
Veggietale dark souls death parkour.
More levels than the 1st one with better looking environments and more hats. (Hats are very important to me)

Challenging gameplay, but not overly difficult, except for the water crates.
Fuck the water crates.
Publicada el 19 de marzo de 2023. Última edición: 19 de marzo de 2023.
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