Fastzero
California, United States
 
 
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gul böjd May 30 @ 11:27pm 
(munching on pretzels) So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.

I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought.

I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. (A horse whinnies.)

Butt Stallion says hello.
salamander Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:01pm 
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salamander Sep 25, 2023 @ 7:48pm 
damn, you live like this?
salamander Jul 27, 2023 @ 7:10pm 
damn, you live like this?
Papi Long Legs Jun 18, 2023 @ 10:14pm 
Come back
salamander Jan 10, 2023 @ 7:36pm 
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