Recent reviews by Prophet_of_Void

fix tf2

The wizard sony just restricted helldivers 2 from being purchased in all countries where PSN isn't available after "responding to the backlash" when they tried making linking a PSN account mandatory to play the game.
Good game, Good devs, Terrible Publisher DO NOT BUY UNTIL CHANGES ARE MADE

I love metal and doom but ♥♥♥♥ this game is lame. The beat you're trying to sync with is like baby's first metronome slow and it just doesn't fit with the fast paced rhythms of metal. I constantly find myself wanting to go faster but held back by the clunky out of sync tempo of the metronome. Skip this and play doom again you'll have a better time

Perfect game my only issue is late game inventory management being tedious but that just means like an extra few minutes of running. Probably in my top 10 favourite games, but if you don't like artsy games or silent hill plots this probably isn't for you.

one of my favourite games of all time
don't support ZA/UM by buying this game
they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over the original creators
if you want to play this game ethically hoist the jolly roger scallywag

remove last spartan standing
it's buggy, breaks challenge progression, and is overall a bad game mode.
fix the playlist system so that players can choose what modes they want to play instead of rolling for it.
double xp is sus as hell if I don't have it activated I'll win 7 or 6 out of ten games if I do have it activated I get I'll be lucky if I win 2. Customization is more or less locked behind a paywall if you want anything good looking

other than that multiplayer is pretty solid I enjoy this game but don't spend money on it

too short and simple for the asking price

This game is pretty janky and unremarkable. I can't bring myself to really play it because it's so bland.

The worst part about this is that there isn't more of it. I adore this game it feels like a painting but I can play it.

For a game all about hating ♥♥♥♥♥♥ corporations it sure is ironic how corporate CDPR handled everything with this game.
This was about as underwhelming as no man's sky on release and I don't think any amount of "patches" can fix that.
there clearly was passion with this but buried under so much garbage that it isn't really something acknowledging.
hopefully after this people will start to realise that corps don't really care about consumers past how they are going to line their pockets.
After 3 years of patches this game is still buggy but at least it's mostly playable. New stuff was cool for playing once and never again. As predicted this game remains a disappointment.