Either draw me as one of your fancy french girls or "Make like a tree, and get the f#@k out~" - F&&k A$s, the Boondock Saints.

“Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End.

Try to have fun. A pinch of kindness even. You need not see the world in such a bleak manner, for not everyone is a bagofdicks.

The Beatles
Ironmaiden
Mozart
Nickleback
Glukoza
Lyndsay Sterling
Simon & Garfunkel
The Ames Brothers
Marty Robbins
etc etc...


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