Hey dude, I'm just commenting to let you know that I recently played a game with a guy on your friends list. Every time he used his push-to-talk key it sounded like he was in the midst of performing an enema with elephant ♥♥♥. I was wondering if you could somehow get incontact with him, his parents, or his local hospital so someone can help this poor child remove the hose from his anus, as it can be quite dangerous to his health. The things teenagers to these days to get high, am I right? Unfortunately I can't leave a comment on his steam profile, or I would already be urging him to stop this extreme self-torture. Thank you, and may Jesus Christ himself be raised from the dead save this poor lost soul.

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