Yo, uh, your roommate called and he's kinda worried. He said you went out and haven't been back. He said the last place he knew you were at was at the gay bar downtown? His lube and ♥♥♥♥ ring went missing after you left so he was wondering if you took them.

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i dont mean to be rude my friend home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wold'ny that be a crummy juncture , huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend

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