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0.0 hrs on record
Did not recieve the goodies. Nice scam Rito. Plz fix m9
Posted February 17, 2022. Last edited February 17, 2022.
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16.4 hrs on record
Quite nice at first, until you get destroyed by p2w guys in every DUCKING game..

7/10 turrets

-IGN
Posted June 29, 2019.
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1,194.0 hrs on record (1,008.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
How to be good at Counter-Strike.

Step 1 - join a game (can be anything starting from casual, deathmatch, competitive till community servers and even training with bots)
Step 2 - choose your team
Step 3 - CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUY PIDOR!!!
Step 4 - VODKA KURWA BLYAAAAAT
Step 5 - Get dominated by the enemy that uses p90 (which is the most op weapon in the game. You should use it too! Go ahead... try it! MVP's guaranteed!!!)
Step 6 - Scar/G3SG1 are the only weapons with scope that you need... forget about other guns.. their junk
Step 7 - See the headshots rain down your scoreboard
Step 8 - If enemies are raging in the chat and calling you "noob, p90 ♥♥♥, spray&pray." then your doing everything right. Their jelaous of your mad skillz
Step 9 - rinse and repeat to every match
Step 10 - ????
Step 11 - Profit
Posted May 28, 2016.
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1,022.3 hrs on record (78.1 hrs at review time)
Created a character. Spawned and went to steal the nearest car. A guy spawned in my car, gave me 2m$ and i got banned for 2 weeks

11/10 - would get banned again!!!
Posted December 30, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
17.2 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Fliped out my pancakes when i realized i'm his father-ish or smthing

May the Chen Lin's ghost be with you m8

11/10 - IGN

Posted June 24, 2015.
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9.3 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Liek if yu cried at the ending ;_;


Dem alfa fatties 2 fast 2 furious

11/10 - IGN
Posted June 22, 2015.
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23.3 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
At the end i died.... from natural causes... was like 120 years old, had 5 beautiful wife's that were like 100 years younger than me, was gr8

Lived my dream as a smelly fatso in a skubba suit

Still scared of dem little ones

8/8 - IGN
Posted June 20, 2015.
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77.9 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
Great game! At first i was abit skeptic about the game's concept but after playing for 20-30 min i realised that this game is so much fun! I CAN MAKE MY CLASSMATES KILL A INNOCENT ALIEN AND DIE IN THE BATTLEZONE! What's better than seeing your sworn enemy die by a hand of an alien "thin-man" ? Tho it needs some logical thinking since its really strategic game! I ♥♥♥♥♥' love it m9
i r8 it 8/8 .. just gr8
Posted October 27, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Well its quite good, but i got bored pretty fast :D , still better than minecraft ;)
Posted September 30, 2014.
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6.6 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Well the Sniper Elite V2 is a really nice ww2 game that puts you in the role of elite sniper! You have to be sneaky otherwise the enemy will caught you and shoot you! It has fluid mechanisms and bullet ballistics.. but one thing im really conserned is the ammunition... for the smg that is! You get the standart smg for your sniper but it has only 2 magazines ... and they run out really fast if your in a tight situation and you cant rely on your sniper rifle.. and when you pick up the enemies smg's they have like 3 bullets in them and thats it! But mostly the game is good.. nice graphics, takedown mechanisms and so on! Its playable and some hours of fun guaranteed ;)
Posted June 8, 2014.
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