When One Is to speak about the duality of the universe, one must not only talk about light and dark, good and evil, law and chaos, but also that of the virgin and the chad.

You See, these two may seem very different, with the virgins unfit body when compared to the chad's well toned muscles, the chads ability to get laid when compared with the virgins complete sexual ineptitude, the virgins social incompetence when compared with the chads popularity, but in truth, one thing holds them together, and proves their duality. The sadness within their lives.

See, only one part of this duo notices this sadness, that being the virgins, or atleast off the bat, but not long after the age of thirty, the chads soon realize their sadness as well. The virgins sadness is obvious, mainly caused by their lack of social skills, and the lack of sexual encounters they have, causing them to have a suffering life with others, while the chads is different, as they do not realize just how truly boring their social life is.

True, they may experience plenty of partying and seemingly good times, yet in truth, the sex they have is not spurred on by a mutual attraction, nor romantic feelings, and is instead due to lust, and though their parties are enjoyable, the people they meet in them don't quite want to talk about the things that are more down to earth. As such, this leaves the chads realizing their life is generally hallow in the end.

And, just like all dualities, neither side will truly discover the benefits or negatives of the other, causing a negative affect for each.

Or you know, one has it better than the other. I don't know, why the ♥♥♥♥ are you asking me? Now ♥♥♥♥ off, before my boot makes sweet, painful, gruesome love with your prostate.