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I think I've got COVID-19
I’m freaking out someone from the contact tracing just called me and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being too sexy and having a thick juicy ass. Send this to five hoes u think might be infected

🎓 college majors 🎓 🏫 🏫
you, my roommate: Hey can I jump in the shower real quick?

me, a CS major: shower? No time to shower 💦 gotta finish this pieceOfCode ⌨️📱🕹 hold on I just made this shower app that calculates exactly how long 🏃I can go without showering before someone calls 🗣🙅🏻 me out for making them bring air fresheners 🍐🍎🍒🍋 to the computer lab 💻🖥 but when I get that internship in Seattle 🏙☕️ it will all be worth it and I will SHOWER in this MONEY💸💳💎 ♥️ Taken by Zucc ♥️ 02/2004 😇Microsoft 0:1 💒

you: Did you see the latest episode of-

me, a political science major: How could you watch television 📺 at a time like this?? Don't you realize that Donald Trump👌🏻 🤡👌🏻 is a unique threat 💥💥💥 to our 🇺🇸Democracy🇺🇸? You should check out the Washington Post and Politico - maybe read up on some 5️⃣3️⃣8️⃣ statistics! Anyways I'm too busy ⏱ to watch tv, I spend my time staying informed with Rachel Maddow 💁🏻‍♂️and I'm trying to get an internship on 🏛the Hill🏛with my uncle, the Congressman. #ImStillWithHer

you: how was your day?

me, a music major: doo 🎷ba 🎺de 🎷ba 🎺da da, ba 🎻doo de 🎹da za, 🎻bee pa 🎸dee pa 🎺ba pa da 🎸na 🎸zwa 🥁pa 🎷doo daaa



you: Can you stop at the store for me?

me, an urban planning major: stop? 🙅 I only stop to plant trees 🌲🌳🌿🌱 and to school you on zoning laws 🏣🏡🏬🏢🕍🕌🏫 no gentrification on my watch tho 🙅🙅👏👏 Jane Jacobs 2:1 🌳🌿👏