Recent reviews by Nilbog Ellis

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

Glad I managed to get in under 2 hours so I can request a refund

The game has a lot of broken mechanics, and imbalances that I'd wish they'd have figured out beforehand. This is not including the audio bugs, and other glitches. Half the mechanics in this game such as the city limit, war system, influence cost scale, and other things feel like they were never play tested. Great in theory, poor in execution. If these issues were fixed I would say buy it for $20-30, but not $50, especially as is. I am sorely dissapointed.

It's not a good rpg, not a good survival game, not a good FPS. It's confused about what it wants to be. There's no real choice in the game (no always means sarcastic yes). 0/10.

haha line go burrr

Third game has been announced, review has been changed accordingly.

Better colonial simulator then Victoria 2.

NAZBOL GANG NAZBOL GANG NAZBOL GANG. EATING MINORITIES AND GASSING THE RICH IS THE NEW THING.

Game is awful now, boring, and too easy. Paying several times what I would for a normal game due to there dlc policy only because they hold you by the balls and squeeze so you have to pay if you want to play a non-broken (not guaranteed) version of the game. A full priced title that's not pay to win, its pay to play. I will not buy any more paradox games after Leviathan.

Literally cancer.