After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We talked for several months, we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great DOTA games and, most importantly, real friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS: GO LAN party. He said he would come and I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he came to my house, he pushed me against the wall and began to bite my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ crashing into my leg. I hit him and kicked him out of the house. It turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!

Ich habe noch nie jemanden gesehen, der so liebevoll und einfühlsam die Lachse streichelt, wie kein Anderer an der alten Festung!

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onaniert

lass mal wieder was spielen :D

joa, passt

bester Fahrer in diesem Breitengrad