At first, I believed the Leafs were a tragedy.

Now, I realize they’re a comedy.


"Eat Ass, Smoke Grass, Sled Fast"

2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

♥♥♥♥♥♥ iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds fifty, uh

Iced out teeth
On a iced out whip
With the limousine tints
you can suck my ♥♥♥♥

hi strimmer ak i em olombo bongo frm Somalia. erryday i watch u strim u are favourit strimmer i sell kidney 4 laptop 2 i can watch u strem. i work in bannana facotry an 1 day i ♥♥♥ to amerika LAND OF FREDDOM so i be lyke u and strim 4 monies insted of pick banana, WOO USAsss al pacino, malcolm in middle, stevo-o, mike 'the situation' sorrentino.

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my ♥♥♥♥♥

"You owe me a new ceiling fan"

"Everytime I masturbate, I end up getting angry and throwing my turtle against the wall"

"If i wanted to kill myself i would jump from your ego to your elo"

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W. Bush

Specs:

Laptop 1: ASUS TUF 15 DASH

Laptop 2: Acer Nitro 5

OS: Windows 10 Home

Case: CORSAIR OBSIDIAN 500D RGB SE Mid-Tower Case

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 3900X, CORSAIR - Hydro Series H115i RGB Platinum cooler

RAM: Corsair VENGEANCE RGB PRO 32GB (2x16GB)

Motherboard: Gigabyte X570 AORUS Elite

GPU: EVGA GeForce RTX 2080 Super Ftw3 Hybrid Gaming 8GB

HDD: WD Blue 4TB PC Hard Drive

SSD: Samsung 970 EVO Plus SSD 250GB, Samsung 970 EVO Plus SSD 1TB

Powersupply: EVGA 1000W ATX 80 Plus Gold Modular Power Supply

Monitors: 2
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The Legend (2016-2020):

OS: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit

Case: RAIDMAX Viper GX (Green)

CPU: AMD FX-8350 Black Edition Vishera 8-Core 4.0 GHz (4.2 GHz Turbo) With Corsair H100i V2 Water Cooler

RAM: Kingston HyperX FURY 8GB 1600mhz 2x4

Motherboard: MSI 970 Gaming

GPU: MSI R9 380 GAMING 4G

HDD: 2TB Seagate SSHD

Powersupply: EVGA 600 Watt Bronze


Green ♥♥♥♥ is a Lycra entity who scavenges the many realms. Pink Guy stumbles upon him in Realm East Vegetation 6 while he's trying to find the real Filthy Frank. Green ♥♥♥♥ claims that there is no Filthy Frank and that "Panch Boy" is foolish for searching for him.
Green ♥♥♥♥ is curious of Pink Guy's boom box, which leads to Pink Guy playing one of his CD's. The hot fire he hears from the disk amazes and surprises him. After having what seems to be a violent orgasm from listening to the music, Green ♥♥♥♥ then comes to the realization that Pink Guy's boom box is too powerful and that it must be destroyed!

After a small fight scene, Green ♥♥♥♥ is presumably killed by Salamander Man.

Green ♥♥♥♥ also seems to have mighty genitals, able to withstand several hundred blows from Pink Guy to the balls during their fight.

I was only 9 years old I loved Carl Azuz so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise I prayed to Carl Azuz every night, thanking him for the life I have been given "Carl Azuz is love" I say; "Carl Azuz is life" My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Carl Azuz I called him a ♥♥♥♥ He slaps me and sends me to bed I am crying now, and my face hurts I go to my bed and it is very cold I feel a warmth moving towards me I feel something touch me It's Carl Azuz I am so happy He whispers into my ear "Ear on today's roll call." He grabs me with his powerful CNN-Endorsed hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Carl Azuz He penetrates my but thole It hurts so much but I do it for Carl Azuz I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water I want to please Carl Azuz He puns a mighty pun as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Carl Azuz looks him deep in the eyes and says "Now that's random." Carl Azuz leaves through my window Carl Azuz is love. Carl Azuz is life.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWSSSSSSSS
-Carl Azuz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCA35UeiLi8

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