Recent reviews by Rhayu

makes you feel like a badass 10/10

I bought this game for about 3 dollars, but having played through a few runs and now having beaten the game once, I can honestly say I would not have minded paying full price for this game. The movement is amongst the best in any game i've ever played - it's fluid, and you feel like an absolute beast, performing massive jumps and running at incredible speeds. The spells are simple, and look nice, and the gameplay is fun. There are different difficulties, the hardest of which is challenging enough to add to the replayability even more than what you would expect from a rougelike, a genre that is always extremely replayable. The enemies are varied, and the ones with ranged projectiles are capable of leading shots, a feature that often has caught me by surprise. Best of all, though, is that this game is linux compatible, and runs even on my decrepid old hardware that struggles to run simple webbrowsers. I thoroughly reccomend this game to anyone who is a fan or rougelikes, or even just likes a game with good movement.

having owned this product for a decent while, I really don't feel like it's changed much. The leveling system is still the same - at first, it feels important, but you will quickly realize that the gear you find randomly by killing enemies makes the leveling system almost completely pointless, save the special abilities it grants you. Even the different weapons and gear really don't make a huge difference - very few enemies deal enough damage to be more than an annoyance, meaning traps are the only real threat to you. As your damage increases so does the health of your enemies, so it never really feels like you are doing more damage. Progression feels more like repetition than anything else. Not to mention the problem with keys - as you play, you'll find gold and diamond chests that I assume contain better loot. Not that'd I know, as keys are incredibly rare even for the iron chests, and nearly non-existant for the diamond ones. Half the characters are locked behind a dlc paywall for a game that already costs money, and already isn't really worth it.

There is also the annoying problem of enemies and chests spawning outside of the boundaries of the map. There are often rat nests and ogre dens sitting just outside of reach, and in the case of ogre dens the "bonerang" ability can still hit you despite you not being able to hit its user, which is rather frustrating.

Overall, this game feels like a good idea made out of a whole lot of bad ones, and the design choices are nothing to be proud of. I sincerely regret not having refunded this game when I had the chance.

I'm on linux, and the game is actually unplayable because of how much it crashes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

THIS GAME IS MUCH LONGER AND MORE DIFFICULT (im not saying longer and harder, fight me) WHEN PLAYED ON NORMAL INSTEAD OF CASUAL. If you want to play this game, I would reccomend it, just PLAY NORMAL MODE, ITS SO MUCH MORE FUN!

also, the birds have boobs for some reason. Please explain, its kind of freaky.

theres a modding community for this game, which is nice, but my favorite feature by far is the native linux support. Love yah guys for that :)


(openGL is better anyways, at least as of directx11 (haven't seen comparison with dx12 yet) so thats sweet.)

not sure if this takes forever to load or if its not linux compat. or if I don't have the right libraries installed but fix ur borken gaym plox, i opened it and all i have is a wierd black and white background that does not take any button input at all, which is not desirable in a game. If the game ever actually works, I will update this review.

this game would be a lot of fun to speedrun.

also, shoutout to what I assume is WINE that lets me run .exe files on a linux based os that has a modded cat command that actually outputs the binary code of executables instead of weird looking characters also themes are really small files and ram is in short supply.

DLC for game based on the bible for $6.66? Thanks, satan!

this update added a lot of stuff, but greed mode is far too addicting for my own good. Also, trying to beat the end boss of greed mode, and the new one you can fight in normal mode after mom's heart that always seems to kill me at the last possible second.

*prays to edmund for some kind of item to let you one shot both of said bosses*

also, brimstone and bouncing tears works, and combined with tammy's head, its one of the most beatiful things ever.

10/10 would support satan and stare at blood lazers all day again.

killing hundreds apon hundreds of trolls in front of their mother is great fun, just like making out with the princesses.

also, jumping then spamming light attack, heavy attack (x2), repeat for some reason lets you fly when done correctly. Which makes way too much sense for me not to proclaim it to the world.

this game's story line makes no sense at all, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

spoiler below this text, be warned and all that stuff.
the ending is also pretty much just the best. The final boss fight makes absolutely no sense, and finding out that very last princess you save is a magical clown thing (which apparently only you didn't know, as all the people around you at the time of the discovery just don't care) made me laugh so hard I sneezed, which is the only time thats ever happened.

It's like Sanctum, only it's incredibly boring and has none of the good features that Sanctum 1/2 had.
its only upside? Workshop support. For maps.

other than that, if you want an game like this, go play Sanctum (2 is better!). And before someone tells me that Dungeon Defenders is better because its original, its not. Sanctum came out first, and is way better. Sucks to suck, doesn't it?


.5/10

seriously though, how did this game look so fun in videos and suck so bad in reality? >.<