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Recent reviews by Po-Tay-Toes

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106.9 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Fast paced, non-stop, explosions, democracy, airstrikes, and unbridled patriotism. What's not the love.

While matchmaking can be a nightmare at times, and there are still regular bugs. This game has so much promise, that I can overlook the inconveniences and say that this might be the funnest coop game I've played since Deeprock Galactic.
Posted February 14.
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204.6 hrs on record (78.2 hrs at review time)
I bought this on a whim during a sale. I thought it would be fun for a few hours to goof around in a farm simulator. Over 70 hours later, and I never thought I'd care so much about space conservation and cost effect crop rotations. This game is awesome. Buy it today
Posted December 10, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.4 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
This one time I was wandering mordor, and a wild orc cheiftain appeared, so I decapitated him, but then two more showed up. They were decaptiated. To my surprise 3 more appeared. I got bored of decapitating, so they belong to me now. I own this. 5 out of 5.
Posted November 25, 2016.
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87.5 hrs on record (81.7 hrs at review time)
Best RPG I have ever played!

I still go back after 100 hours on Xbox and 82 on PC, and find new stuff.

This game rocks. If you don't own it, but it today.

9.5/10 MASTERPIECE
Posted September 8, 2016.
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165.8 hrs on record (82.6 hrs at review time)
The learning curve is steep, but once you get the hang of the basics (Watch Scott Manly's YouTube tutorial) This game is a blast... ;)

Nothing is more satisfying than building a fully stocked and staffed space station around Duna. What a blast!

9/10 Breaking ground over here!
Posted September 8, 2016.
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124.8 hrs on record (106.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Play competitive, get ranked Gold Nova 4. Leave the game for month, come back to Silver 3. What the hell?

Still a super fun game, but please fix the ranking nightmare.

7/10 Fun to play
Posted September 8, 2016.
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43.6 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
2 hours in, there is nothing left to explore.

Huge disappointment.

3/10 Thanks for nothing, game refunded, bought Subnautica
Posted September 8, 2016.
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43.1 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
More than once, I find myself puttering along in my little submarine minding my own business, when I see a silhouette in the distance. I ask myself, "What is that?... WHAT is that? HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT?!" I love it.

Pros:
Great game play
Lots to build
Engaging environment
Great enemies
Good amount of scaling difficulty

Cons:
Still pretty glitchy (to be expected from a beta game)
Some build-able items are completely pointless
Beds don't let you skip to morning

8/10, I bet this game only gets better
Posted September 8, 2016.
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