Recent reviews by Cyann3

I got a copy of this game 15 years ago in a copy of a polish magazine I got when i was a kid. It was my jam, I loved the game, but then many years passed and i still thought about it but i couldn't find it. About an afternoon of searching, though, and I finally bloody found it!

Very fun racing game with many unique gamemodes, from time trials, races with mario party powerups, and others! definitely a budget release from the early 2000s, so only get if you want the nostalgia, or dont mind enduring a bit of jank!

therapy is around 80 dollars per week, maybe more, maybe less depending on who you're working with
paint the town red is 20 dollars, or 10 dollars on sale, and is much more fun
make the right choice.

one of the best damn games i've played in recent years. an arse-load of different classes you can play as, each with a unique playstyle, all plans devolving into utter chaos as walls get broken, building owners get upset, and people get hit in crossfires. an absolute blast and a must-play.

did I mention you get to bring friends?

I'm a huge fan of the Payday Series, and I'm a big fan of this game as well. The game plays very well, the heists are well designed, the soundtrack is great, and overall, it's a good experience. The problem is I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play it, because the ♥♥♥♥-for-brains morons over at starbreeze decided their Wish-brand servers could handle a massive launch like this. And now, because of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss-poor always online service, nobody can play your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I will not change my negative review of your game until you fix your bloody servers. I'm mad because I care about this game, I took a week off college to play this game early, and it is a damn good game buried under heaps of ♥♥♥♥♥.

Slayers X: the first game to sell a Zillion copies.

An extremely charming and thoroughly enjoyable Build engine style FPS throwback. It's a bit on the short side, but I think it's worth the asking price. Very fun throughout, high recommend if you like retro FPSes and/or grew up in the 2000s.


PS. look in the credits, you might spot me there ;)

It takes a ridiculous amount of time, just to boot up, and then getting into a game takes just as long. I was trying to load into a match, waited for about 10 minutes, then the match ended before I could even finish loading.

I had been interested in this game for a while, but the ASCII version had always been extremely intimidating, and really hard to wrap my baby brain around. This version is much easier, but it's not any simpler. Nothing has been toned down for this version, but the improved controls make it much easier to at least do things.
It still has a steep learning curve, but I think that learning how to do things and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up is fun in of itself. If you don't mind having to do mountains of research to figure out how to do simple things, i heavily recommend this game.

First game to sell a goblillion copies.
A very fun, short, and sweet FPS. The 5 levels are all quite pretty, the streets being the most boring, but it's still a good map. (only one i got lost in for a while tho).
I didn't expect this game to drop so soon, but i'm not really complaining. Despite its length, it's very fun.

Despite me being able to run MW2019 very well, this runs like absolute garbage. I get constant frame drops, i've lowered the graphics down to the lowest possible settings, and despite that, constant stuttering, unplayable framerate, AND it looks terrible.

Hey activision, stop sexually harassing women and fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

Different enough from DBD to be refreshing, but similar enough to not be alienating. Very promising from what i've seen!