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😺 * 👽 * 📕 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 🐟 * 🐠 * 🍖 * ⛳ * 🍆 * ⚡ * 🎄 * 💛 * 💄 * 💙 * 📒
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
ㅤ* Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
ㅤ* So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?" He said, "OK then", I said nearest to bull starts". He said, "Baa", I said, "Moo", he said, You're closest".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*