chezboib
Nathan   Australia
 
 
Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?
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Lu Lu :3 May 16 @ 6:29am 
^_^
NeutreN Sep 20, 2023 @ 5:33am 
+rep gaming :]
Fingolfin Son of Finwe Jun 22, 2023 @ 11:51am 
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
emily Apr 26, 2023 @ 2:35am 
chezboib
Fingolfin Son of Finwe Jul 23, 2022 @ 6:52am 
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PPL THAT LIVE UPSIDE DOWN
NeutreN Feb 28, 2022 @ 3:40pm 
so its a weird story I was walking down the street one day and
you know I be looking at asses and ♥♥♥♥, when suddenly I see a
lil yoga pants coming out the nail salon, and I look I peep that ass
and I'm like "damn she thicc as ♥♥♥♥"

turns around, chezboib, and I'm like damn brother what u doing
out here with all this ass? double cheeked up on a thursday
afternoon, HELLA ass, the sun still out