Recent reviews by Wet Beaver

We've all had some good times here and some decent memories made on DayZ, but we all know it's a ♥♥♥♥ game.

Ending:

You fix the purificators to provide water to the people of Boston.
You are soul survivor and the Hero of the East. Also, the legion win the war on hoover dam.
Oh, and your dad dies.

10/10 - Got game early. Thanks, Australia.

Warren: You still have to tell me your big secret
Max: =kek

Memes delivered.
Episode 5, tell me your big secret.

Disregard women. Aquire Munie.

Made a bow with my pants
1/2 Pant legs

Uplay?
More like U(dont)Play.
"A ubisoft service is unavaliable at the moment. Please try again later!"

Engine errors/ Game crash and I didn't even inject my hacks yet!

0/10

I never knew so many twelve year olds ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom
1337/420

I guess it is alright.