When I was a wee child I had the ability to swallow meatballs, so everytime I had a dish with meatballs with it, I would just eat it kirby style. But one night when I was sleeping, I woke up to the feeling someone was staring at me. Turns out that there was a tall, dark figure, hovering at the foot of my bed. The fella softly whispered: "You'll die".

Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house that was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and the moldings. So you have to take it upon yourself to call your own terminate extermination company. But when the guys show up they immediately ask to use your bathroom then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud-pies and over-flushing, then they go in there TOGETHER and then you hear a bunch of scrounging around and then you hear a bunch of yelling and one of them standing the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friends foot is stuck in the toilet, and he says "Help him!, you gotta help him!" and when you go in there to help him, he just pulls it out easily because his foot WASN'T stuck, it wasn't STUCK at all he was just FAKING it? And then they get REALLY serious and they say "It's TURBO TIME" and they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches but when you try to jump in they yell at you and say, "YOU AREN'T PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, DON'T RUN, YOU DON'T RUN WITH US, WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN. UNTIL YOU ARE PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, WALK - SLOWLY."

So then you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went to the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk and you say "How could that be, there's no way they could've shrunk the toilet." But then you SAW in the TRASH a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same SIZE as yours but with a joke hole that's JUST for FARTS. They replaced your "REAL" toilet with a fart toilet? and now you can't take a DUMP in your house 'cause your toilet can't suck them down and you feel sick to your stomach? HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?