Hello, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female in the Guilty gear community. If you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play Guilty Gear, and you play May? I am a Guilty gear aficionado, so i would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

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Hello, yes, I am looking for a nice woman who plays Spelunky 2. You must be very good at the game (able to do Qilin skip and 7-99) and also fairly good looking (at least a 8/10). You also must be willing to dress up as Ana Spelunky and do some RP (I can be Roffy D. Sloth or any character as long as it fits in the lore). We will also someday name our children after Spelunky characters. We will teach them about Spelunky Lore and that sort of stuff, we can also homeschool them if you want (because private school is expensive and public school is a bit biased). Preferably 18+ btw, so if you're below 18, you'll have to wait to get this! You should also be willing to work to support the family, don't worry though, I'll take care of the children while you're working. I'll play along with them and teach them how to be the best Spelunky players around! I'm a very nice guy, and I really like Spelunky 2 and cuties, so I deserve a Spelunky babe ;)

كَيْفَ تَكْفُرُونَ بِاللَّـهِ وَكُنتُمْ أَمْوَاتًا فَأَحْيَاكُمْ ۖ ثُمَّ يُمِيتُكُمْ ثُمَّ يُحْيِيكُمْ ثُمَّ إِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ

I'm not even mad, just disappointed