Recent reviews by Cortinados do LIDL

you cannot sex the Shrek, bad game

THE ONLY ROOM I WANTED TO ESCAPE FROM WAS MINE TO THROW UP OF HOW ASS THIS GAME WAS

this game was my first experience into a gambling adiction, 10/10 would grind for hermes again

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The only negative reviews in this game are ones of people complaining about how this franchise has destroyed their lives because of how good the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is. Basically if you wanna drop meth buy this game and get yourself a new and healthy addicition

poggers game can't wait for more content

best super hero game since the batman arkham series

Issa pretty fun game and the price is worth it since you only need 1 copy to play the game in co op

They literally just need to keep adding new missions and ramp the dificulty up a bit ( or even add different difficulties ) and the game is perfect! I also really loved the cutscenes, really reminded me of the Sly Cooper ones.

REALLY ADD MORE MISSIONS, GAME WAS REALLY SHORT AND I WANT TO PLAY MORE THX AND BYE

my head hurts and my eyes wet
10/10

best gift I've ever gotten in my life, in this game you frame up PNG's taken out of Google Images and try to make it into an actual picture, 0/10 would rather just google the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn

I had the game open without doing anything for 3 minutes in order to do this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ review , if that doesnt show you how much worth it this game is, then I dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know