Recent reviews by Metasylum

It took 3k hours to learn the navy, only for them to make airplanes that much harder to understand. (I'd say at least 600 of my hours are me making mods for the game so take that as you will)

Playing alone can be relaxing just sailing. With friends you can throw relaxation out the window as pranks will ensue. 8/10

If you want to get anywhere in these hallowed halls you need 2 things:
1. Hats

2. Hats

3. Hats

So, you want to hear the tale of the Bad Rats do you? I warn you, this is not a tale meant for the ears of a fragile mortal, you still wish to hear it? A brave soul you are, although I suppose I can't blame you for wanting to hear a tale of such high mysticism and adventure.
It all starts in 1854 with our protagonist Alex Ratriguez, a hard boiled detective living in a dystopian future where sentient rats come together to form massive cities in the sewer systems of now derelict cities where crime and poverty run rampant with the landed elite living the good life on the backs of the everyman, or everyrat I suppose. Alex gets a tipoff from a sulty sudectress with a past marred by crime and injustice that the rat who murdered his wife and 13 children is still at large in the sreets of San Fratsisco.
Thus begins his escapades through the criminal underworld on a quest to find the culprit with the help of his allies, the sultry suductress who has fallen head over heels for Alex, his buisness partner who solves crimes by going into the spirit world, and the ghost of the subway train where the murders took place! Will Alex be able to find the culprit? Will he learn to value his team mates as more than tools to be used in his revenge filled rampage? Will the subway find true love? Well probably not, if you don't get the "Make this game at least sorta Kinda Almost not the Worst thing Ever" DLC