Recent reviews by joe

found my dad

I really want to like this game, I love inkle and all of their projects thus far but this game is almost the personification of cumbersome. From the tedious and slow, and plainly unnecessary travel mechanic to the terrible movement speed, often times make me not even want to explore at all which contradicts the basis of the game itself. Also the dialogue is just not that good, I won't spoil anything but the narrative itself doesn't flow well at all and often you ponder, "Why was it I care about this character again?". Overall the concept is great, and the game could improve with time, that's a certainty. But in it's current state it just is not fun at all, other than the glyph system.

yes

This is a FPS with rpg elements with Fallout branding and isn't an actual fallout game. It's like they put far cry in a wasteland, which in theory sounds amazing but when you're looking for a quirky awesome rpg it just isn't there. The gunplay is the best part about this game, everything else is just meh. No matter what you choose in dialogue it doesn't matter at all, no karma, no consequences. The landscape was fun to explore for a bit, but it get's samey after a while and you find yourself not wanting to clear ♥♥♥♥ just because it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monotonous. Fallout New Vegas despite all the criticism was a step in the right direction for this series however this game is a step-back, it just lacked any luster that the previous games had. Also the fact that your character is stuck with a voice that if you want to get immersed, kills any immersion, you can't be your own character and that is very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. TLDR: Fun shooter, barely any RPG elements that made fallout fun. Also it's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buggy.

my plants died, and it put me in an endless spiral of depression

like skyrim with depression 10/10 ign

Sleep attack is mix between a puzzle game and a tower defense, and it does so well. You can tell alot of love was put into this game, the art is superb for what it is. However, the soundtrack did seem to be lacking in alot of areas, it seems to loop rather quickly. But the gameplay has good bit of variety in terms of your towers the enemy, also upgrading your towers gives a nice visual difference for each one, which I can appreciate . Also the whole "twist the map" thing is actually a good way to stop the gameplay from getting stale, you have to actively be involved if you want to move forward. If this were a mobile game I would definitely buy it, it has a the gimmicks of a good ol' time waster, however as a full PC release, me personally would not be interested. If they can port this it would be awesome to play this on my iPad or my phone.

Honestly, if you are into this type of genre be wary that the puzzle elements are pretty important, but for the price it's well worth a look at.

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad. What a title, in fact, the title alone should be a reason to play this game. This game has made me rethink life in ways I could never imagine, I thought I was happy; this game has showed myself that there is no real happiness unless you are showering with your Dad. Because of this, me and my Dad have starting bonding by showering together. Everyone should shower with their Dad.

10/10 IGN - "It's like skyrim with towels and d!cks!"

Note: Hitboxes are broken.

I don't have much experience so far (8 hours), but what I do know is that this is huge improvement on this first game. Everything is better except for the soundtrack.

no

Do not buy, it was fun for a few hours; it's lack on content kills it. I hate this "Early Access" ♥♥♥♥, developers should release a game when it is 100% done, not this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Buy the game when it gets released.