Jimmy Salamanca
Ch'ungch'ong-namdo, Korea, Republic of
 
 
Hi, I am Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I.
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533 hrs on record
last played on May 16
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last played on May 15
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last played on Apr 21
monkey mode activated May 4 @ 2:06pm 
Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

MAKE SURE NOT TO TRIGGER HIS AUTISM
elWizard May 23, 2023 @ 12:03am 
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monkey mode activated Feb 6, 2021 @ 2:12pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicious activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (-15$)
monkey mode activated May 27, 2020 @ 2:14pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need =-}} CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me... hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gist. you like Burning? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare. I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 😊
monkey mode activated Apr 22, 2020 @ 3:36pm 
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elWizard Nov 24, 2019 @ 3:54pm 
Hey CoinCollectr, got your message. Yeah its been awhile. She sent me to jail......long story....I never laid a finger on her. I said a stupid thing out of anger and she called the cops. Went through a messy divorce and criminal court. I received a absolute discharge on the criminal charge. The divorce was long and messy, but its finally over. I am looking at buying a new computer soon and get back into some gaming. It will be great to talk to you and some other guys soon. Hope everything is going well with you. Talk to you soon.