In a war-torn land where chaos swanks, marched a soldier named Frank Lank. With a helmet askew and socks mismatched, he stumbled into the battlefield, creating quite the prank batch. Bullets whizzed by like an angry riverbank, yet Frank danced through them with a comical yank. Amid explosions and a camouflage tank, he mistook a general for a senior prank. In the midst of battle's serious spank, Frank declared, "Let's settle this with a game of Plank!" The enemies, bewildered, paused in their flank, as Frank performed a plank with a grin and a swank. The war, once fierce, now had a new rank—a comedy of errors led by Frank Lank.