Recent reviews by Assbepis

It takes a borderline superhuman japanese man completely abandoning his honor and family legacy to stand up to regular asian guys that eat meat and dairy instead of rice.

Real world tip:

Inanimate objects feel pain. Make sure to hit them against things as hard as you can, they deserve it!

insane framerate problems on a GTX 1080

Now pick up your weapons, off we go
Firing at the flying saucers, shooting down our foes!

We shall not allow these aliens
To rule we ♥♥♥♥ sapiens!

gay now is all like eight overweight people cuddled up in a bed with their stuffies watching as the central creature of the group posts an explanation of their complex relationship situation to social media while making stimming noises i miss when gay was like a bunch of leather clad jacked dudes in a dark room with concrete walls jacking each other MEANSTYLE to dirty techno music or stocky women with short hair and jail tatts making out in a bunnings or old white divorced dads with beer bellies and beards ordering a wife from the east and receiving a twink

I have no idea how TGC managed to make a live service game out of something like Journey without it sucking ♥♥♥♥ but they somehow pulled it off

It's getting windy in here

Its been months and the game is still riddled with game breaking bugs and constant disconnects, beyond sick of dealing with crashes at this point

Massive problems with unreal engine 5 crashes and full on blue screens for a lot of players right now including me, also some insane stank with the netcode against wifi players. I'll change the review when this all gets hopefully fixed.

get it if you like ancient egypt, otherwise its your average modern ubislop dopamine drip treadmill