Stuart Large
Vladimir The Putinator
 
 
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I may not be a supermodel, but at least I smell nice… well, that's what my grandma tells me.

When I'm not busy 'saving the world' or 'being awesome', I spend my time working as a bartender and part-time chef. Cooking is one of my greatest passions in life and I dream of one day starting my own restaurant. Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... my mom's secret recipe is off the hook!

On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason. He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.

I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time. Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee.

Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 87% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime!
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Leander Nov 6, 2019 @ 8:56am 
-rep bad player
Bulletmanollie Aug 12, 2018 @ 7:34am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Toast Feb 18, 2018 @ 3:53am 
-rep This man took my chicken nuggets and the raped my pet turtle
a1 Jul 27, 2017 @ 11:58am 
-rep griefing idiot
Sap. Jul 24, 2017 @ 8:42am 
+rep nice player
Gasmeister May 18, 2017 @ 5:08am 
+rep This guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius