Recent reviews by #1 destination: Epstein Island

find, cook and eat rats
attract a massive zombie horde and lure it to your friends base
get ♥♥♥♥ faced drunk and plow the groups only vehicle through a zombie horde losing your life in the process
become your groups designated cook and spike your groups food with either bleach or rat meat, possibly human meat with a mod, the choice is yours
find and eat raw rats
try to find every sledgehammer on the map and hide all of them in a undisclosed place
construct 5 layers of walls around your friends bed while hes sleeping, effectively barricading him in
stay out in the open while the helicopter event is active, laugh in the face of death
start unsupervised fires in houses
shoot anything that moves (even your friends)
dont report and dont share your findings to your group, finders keepers
get swarmed by a zombie horde in 2 seconds while you werent paying attention for those 2 seconds
knock on every door in the neighborhood youre currently looting to trigger a house alarm that your friends will surely appriciate

in this game we can be who we really want to be, ungovernable, cruel and free

did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
insanity is playing dota... every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day... over and over again, expecting... ♥♥♥♥ to change. THAT is crazy
the first time somebody told me that, I dont know I thought they were bullshitting me, so boom...
I queued for a match, the thing is, okay... he was right
and then I started to see it everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked, all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricks, everywhere I looked, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the same exact ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over and over and over again...
thinking: ,,This time is gonna be different. Nononononono please... this time its going to be different..."
...Im sorry but I dont like the way... YOU ARE PLAYING THIS GAME!
Okay, do you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem in your head? Do you think im bullshitting you, do you think im lying? ♥♥♥♥ you! Okay? ♥♥♥♥. YOU.
Its horosho, man. Im gonna chill. Im gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is you already died on this lane once already, and its not like I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy.
Its okay. Its like water under the bridge...

...did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?