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60.6 hrs on record (53.8 hrs at review time)
Bought it a while ago before 1.0 released and was so thoroughly impressed by it. Completed the base camp, completed the game on the hardest available difficulties, and put it down.

Then, 1.0 released. 1.0 is the perfect distillation of everything that made the game great in early access. The movement is fast and frantic, the guns all feel excellent (even if they do not appear to be so on first blush), the playable character variety is amazing (in EA i would play pretty much just Commando cuz you know, rocket) and each one has their own individual playstyle and upgrade trees. I haven't even mentioned how some gadgets completely change the way you play.
The more you are willing to explore the map, the more you are rewarded, both in terms of collectibles [initially] and upgrades.

Overall, quite frankly, it's like the devs were reading my mind with this game. My criteria nowadays for whether or not I will play your game is if I can sprint into a slide and jump. In this game, I don't even have to sprint to slide. Movement is hugely important to me in video games, and on the basis of how good the movement in this game is alone I wholeheartedly recommend (ESPECIALLY if I include the gadgets). There are so many weapons that there are some I don't see for multiple runs at a time, and I kinda really like that; I'm the type to do the same thing over and over again because I like how it feels, so being forced out of my comfort zone into using something new is always fun.

Game's not good. Game's not great. Game's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fantastic and is definitely a solid top 5 game for me.
Posted November 21, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
shouldve just let calus take the place
Posted March 18, 2023.
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179 people found this review helpful
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17.4 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
i have never played a game that has filled me with so much primal rage
Posted May 27, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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14.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
No sir, I need these; they're my emotional support shotguns.
Posted December 29, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
493.2 hrs on record (471.9 hrs at review time)
i wish i could play it with my friends though the party system just does not function
Posted November 25, 2017. Last edited February 7, 2023.
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30 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
349.0 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Such a fun game with fantastic potential! I can easily see myself sinking hundreds of hours into this game, and then some.
Of course, there are bugs here and there but the devs are fantastic and work hard to fix any misdemeanors.


also, bond over gambling: the simulation

update: i have spent 12 hours on one machine
Posted December 29, 2016. Last edited December 30, 2016.
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27.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
absolutely infuriating
10/10
Posted June 13, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.8 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
feels like gauntlet at points
Posted March 21, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
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223.8 hrs on record (42.9 hrs at review time)
nah
Posted October 24, 2015.
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763 people found this review helpful
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0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
crash on startup

thank god
Posted April 6, 2015.
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