Recent reviews by Cascadian Caveman

this is the one where i learned how to whip dab nae nae on vietnamese RPG teams i mean like i was whipping around in that helicopter doing WWE moves on these goobers i flattened them like looney toons and 360 no scoped them with a China Lake glued to the windshield before teabagging them by running the collective throttle like a trombone player imitating a pogo stick

beep and the gang find themselves in Turkey and get into fights and stuff until they find out there's no escape. do not get into the journalism business until your skills are at 60+

i busted out the fred douglas elbow drop and nuked the map with the power of my sick Gibson and a bottle of the worst cinnamon whiskey i've ever tasted

cantaloupe noggin mfer came out of left field with the slam dunk but i suplexed him into the ground and axe-kicked his stupid head off and now i have all his unidentified pills that send me to the moon while i raid camp lystal crake

stupid gricklesport idiots freaking puked all over my cities

so he was like "yahhh i shoot my gun" but i shot the gun so much better and it was like pobpwoowppowopop exploded hardcore ultra mega mikes hard lemonade