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🥒 ❁ 👔 Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While describing his
🚗 ❁ 🌽 duties to the new man, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee
😺 ❁ 🚙 table and warned him that he was not to take any. Some days later, the new
💗 ❁ 🍇 manservant was cleaning up, with no one at home, and decided to sample some
👾 ❁ 🌸 of the candy. Just than, Cranston walked in, spied the manservant at the
👃 ❁ 🥗 candy, and said:
📕 ❁ 🐳 "Pardon me Choy, is that the Shadow's nugate you chew?" ⚡📗🕺

+Rep.

*phone rings*

Pizza guy: Yeah pizza what-chu want?

Caller: yeah uhhhh can I get a BONELESS PIZZA with a 2L of coke

Pizza guy: ♥♥♥♥ kind of pizza? And 2L MACHINE BROKE we got 1L though.

Caller: ♥♥♥♥ you mean B? Alright look I want to get that pizza BONLESS

Pizza guy: Uhh pizza don't got bone on it

Caller: the ♥♥♥♥ did I just say then?

Pizza guy: you said "let me get it boneless" like pizza got a darn bone on it

Caller: you got bones on your ♥♥♥♥ then

Pizza guy: nah

Caller: then what's the problem?

Pizza guy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name one pizza that got bone on it

Caller: just don't put that ♥♥♥♥♥ on my pizza bro how many times do I have to say it?

Pizza guy: brush just explain to me how the ♥♥♥♥ pizza can be boneless

Caller: if it ain't got bone on it: izz boneless

Pizza guy: what school did you go to?

Caller: I don't understand the problem just make my pizza BONELESS. DEADASS

Pizza guy: I'M NOT DEADASS MAKING THIS PIZZA