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did you know for a few seconds when you walk up the stairs you’re dead

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I always drive under the influence of alcohol for my safety. Relaxed muscles assist with smoother steering and pedal control, and with my vision impaired, I'm less likely to get distracted by passing scenery.

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think ;)

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

I was only 18. I loved communism so much, I had all the treatises and propaganda posters. "Workers of the world unite," I said, "you have nothing to lose but your chains." My boss calls me a commie. He was jealous of my commitment to the revolution. I called him a reactionary fascist. He works me on minimum wage. I'm crying now, and am alienated from my labor. I lay in my bed, and I'm poor. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Karl Marx He whispers in my ear, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." He grabs me with his powerful hands and places me on my knees. I am ready. I take up arms against the bourgeoisie. I want to contribute to the revolution. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my life with class consciousness. My boss walks in. Karl looks him in the eye and says, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.". He throws him into the gulag. Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains

The Queue. It is the motherlode of queues. The Queue is a triumph of Britishness. It is art. It is poetry. It is the queue to end all queues. It opened earlier today and is already 2.2 miles long. They will close it if it gets to FIVE MILES. That's a queue that would take TWO HOURS TO WALK at a brisk pace. It is a queue that goes right through the entirety of London. It has toilets and water points and websites just for The Queue. You cannot leave The Queue. You cannot get into The Queue further down. You cannot hold places in The Queue. There are wristbands for The Queue. Once you join The Queue you can expect to be there for days. But you cannot have a chair and a sleeping bag. There is no sleeping in The Queue, for The Queue moves constantly and steadily, day and night. You will be shuffling along at 0.1 miles per hour for days.

There is a YouTube channel, Twitter feed and Instagram page, each giving frequent updates about The Queue. Because the back of The Queue, naturally, keeps moving. To join The Queue requires up to the minute knowledge of where The Queue is now. The BBC has live coverage of The Queue on BBC One, and a Red Button service showing the front bit of The Queue. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD JOIN THE QUEUE AND YET STILL THEY COME. "Oh, it'll only be until 6am on Thursday, we can take soup". And the end of the queue is a box. You will walk past the box, slowly, but for no more than a minute. Then you will exit into the London drizzle and travel 6 hours home.

Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. “Under the Biden administration,” he says, carefully “There will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. “Everyone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. “You may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words “But it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.

sorry I thought this was my profile

Why are you comminting that here

what's a wizard favourite spell?

Learning .

I have promoted you to Moderator of the Comp Training

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Its okay, you are forgiven <3

Just found your twitch. Im so sorry I had no idea about your conditon and living circumstances. I shoul've known...

Are you into computers? Are you into computers son? Do you work the computers? Well, you know how the way, the letters are all laid out, all over the place on the... Well did you know that they managed to work out, if we could go back thousands of years and change the alphabet so that it was in that order to begin with... Do you know what? You see by now...we would have had an extra finger.

I am a 58 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 40 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching Ukrainian men French kissing canines on YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

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hey man james here from 24 hour fitness didnt know u played dota as well haha small world but anyways man just seein whats up and hope everything is going well also let me know if one time u wanna play dota or whatever im not sure how this works because i usually use a mac but i just got a windows for christmas or not sure if those are the correct terms but hope u are good otherwise man hit me back its steve from the candle shop

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Anyone that mentions how smart they are probably isn't that smart. I would know, I am extremely intelligent

>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Gnome skeptics expect to find the body of a gnome just randomly

hurf, durf

Any good documentaries on Gnomes?

>in b4 "b-but Gnomes can't into REAL!"

Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 4 sightings of Gnomes in America alone since its founding.

when I'm playing TF2 and see someone join the lobby with a trans flag/furry profile picture (or if they're just really annoying in general) I open up their steam profile, copy the url and post it in the next steam profile thread I see on /v/.

Lawn Bowls is a really popular game but most dangerous sports as well. This game is the highest death claimer worldwide. The players are deeply involved in the game till their last breath. They stop at nothing short of victory, in their pursuit. Those who escape death end up with bruises, torn knees, broken hips and bone fractures. The game generates extreme stresses resulting in strokes and even heart attack. This most dangerous sports very enthusiastic and produces nail-biting results whenever and wherever played.

Would you be interested in playing heavy for TFArena's second season? 6v6, single class limits arena mode. Two-day cup, three games a day as far as I know. I am a fan of your work

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Good luck to you and your “tailed” family
(pets with tails)

Sent an offer for your man-treads if you are looking to sell.

My demands are the unconditional surrender of the United States armed forces, 10.,000 BTC, and a lifetime supply of North Sentinelese pŭssy. If these demands are not met, my FSO-trained inside man at ADL headquarters will perform a stochastic event. You have 30 days.

i'm Zillias Chang

+rep MAKE FRIEND

check ur teammates items & dont waste 2k gold on sange XD

Girl here. I would never in a million years have sex or date an adult who plays with Lego

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Should I stop beating my girlfriend? I keep absolutely destroying her, like 4 times a week. Afterwards, she locks herself in the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously. Should I let her win?

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

I wanted freedom right now I am I am I am actually in shack- I actually have shackles tied to my feet. LITERAL CHAINS. and im not allowed to leave this office, my wife said I cannot have dinner until i beat this game. I havent slepped in my bed - DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THE BLANKETS? SHE KICKED ME OUT OF MY BED. BECAUSE I KEEP LOSING AT THIS EASY GAME. she kicked me out of my bed I sleep on this couch. Shes like "Im NoT sLeEpInG wItH a LoSeR" ISNT THAT CRAZY?!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

just pulled on a hangnail and tore my skin off all the way up to the wrist, talk about an epic fail

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.

You will never be a real class. You have no good primaries, you have no benefits, you have no viability. You are a homosexual Frenchie twisted by nerfs and gimmicks into a crude mockery of Valve's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Pyros are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “teammates” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Medics are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of gameplay have allowed medics to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even spies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a medic. Your hitbox structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a Gibus medic heal you, he’ll turn tail and crit you the second he gets a whiff of your broken, imbalanced Dead Ringer.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go to the marketplace, sell your unusuals, put it at a cheap price, and uninstall TF2. Your team will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll taunt you with a Soldier's Requiem marked with your username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a spy main is buried there. Your items will decay and go back to the marketplace, and all that will remain of your legacy is a class that is unmistakably ♥♥♥♥.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

i was walking down the street when i saw the local residential anime mowing her lawn

i walked upto her and asked if she needed help

she responded with "私はあなたが私の肛門の穴を貫通するようにしたい", as usual

i did just that, and i did it furiously

she screamed "私は離れて宇宙をリッピングします非常に深刻なオーガズムを持っているつもりです" at the top of her lungs, letting me know i was doing well

"私は5000の太陽の力で来ています", but the words almost fell out of her mouth

my deed was done, but there was a whole city left for me to conquer

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