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Game is going to require you to make a PSN account just to play on PC.

Watched the many bugs from this game before I bought it.
Played three games, first game, car noclipped through me, I teleported on top of the car 10 seconds later dead.
Second game, fell through the map and died.
Third game, fired 4 shotgun blasts into a guys face, gets insta-killed from a pistol.

10/10, IGN.
This game is perfect.

When Devil May Cry and Bayonetta had a baby, Warframe was the child.

Pro Tip: Try not to get an erection from one of the Gods, your head would be clouded with perversion with em'.

I thought Gandhi was a Peacekeeper, not a Nuke Keeper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5toB8H9rf0

Phew! After playing 3 whole days straight, I beat it! Wait a minute....where's the credits? THERE'S NO SORT OF ENDING TO THIS GAME? WTF? I HAVE 1 BILLION CASH AND I LITTERALLY OWN EVERYTHING! Am I suppose to throw it out or something? Oh! PHEW! I see dlcs for more heists! Well then, time to use real money for millions of computerized credits!