Recent reviews by Silly Pastry

This is THE most impressive game to come out in many years.

i asked kevin to adopt me as his son

somewhere in that blank, lifeless expression, i could tell he wanted to be my father

would be a son in the forest again

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⡤⢄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠉⠛⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⡀⠂⢀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠲⡄⠈⣾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⢁⠙⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠄⣀⢀⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡏⠓⢆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠖⠱⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢴⣷⡀⠀⠈⠐⠦⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⠖⠉⠁⠀⢀⣿⠐⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠋⠀⠀⠛⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠒⠂⠬⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠃⠀⠐⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⡀⠀⢠⠚⠀⠐⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡜⠃⠀⠈⠻⡄⠀⠀⢀⡇⠈⠛⠓⢤⣤⡤⠔⠚⠛⠒⣤⡤⠛⢻⣿⣷⣼⣛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠞⣡⡤⠤⢤⣤⣤⣽⢄⣤⣬⣤⣾⣋⡽⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⠙⣦⡀⠘⢳⡿⠀⠈⠛⢯⡽⣅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡿⣰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⠀⣧⠄⠈⢿⣀⣿⣿⣄⡀⢀⠀⠸⡞⣇⠀⣀⣀⣀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⢐⣀⣠⣀⣀⣸⡀⡁⠀⠀⠌⢳⡖⠲⠶⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢀⠟⣀⡴⠎⠹⣿⣿⣿⠷⣶⣯⡐⠻⡋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⣹⠏⠛⠍⠓⠿⠯⠗⠀⣀⣰⠶⠋⠉⠒⢶⣚⠶⠉⠀⢀⡴⠿⣿⡉⠉⠙⢿⣿⡆⠵⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⠤⠆⠈⢁⡟⠢⠀⢀⡴⠊⠁⠀⣠⠶⠋⠐⠄⠈⢷⡀⠑⢾⡯⠖⠩⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣯⣽⣷⣦⡀⠾⠗⡾⠀⣤⡞⠉⠀⢀⣴⠛⣙⡄⠀⠀⠈⢢⣬⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣷⡞⢋⣤⠛⠀⠀⣠⣼⡛⠉⠤⠀⢘⣣⡴⠛⠋⠀⠀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⢾⡁⠛⢻⣶⡞⠋⠀⢀⣤⠞⠁⠀⠘⣦⡤⠚⠋⠀⢀⣠⡤⠚⢫⠘⢷⡖⠀⠀⣀⠬⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢣⠔⡽⣳⠄⠀⠈⠛⠲⣾⣿⡉⣳⣤⠞⠋⠁⢀⣠⠴⠚⠋⠑⢤⠀⡤⣫⡜⠘⢦⡪⠔⠋⠘⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡏⣾⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⢷⣤⣠⡴⠚⠉⠑⢤⠀⢀⡤⠖⣿⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠢⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠉⠲⠶⢦⣐⣀⡴⢪⠃⠊⠉⣻⣾⣾⣴⣀⠬⢗⡩⠵⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣘⢶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢉⡽⡋⡀⣔⡺⠋⠉⠙⡍⠛⠊⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠿⠿⠶⠮⠿⠗⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⢀⣀⡠⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⠁⢀⣴⡾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⠟⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

An absolute masterpiece of a game.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

imagine having team games in a game like this

nvm they toned down the amount of team games that you get into lmaooo

Definitely one of the games of all time

Orchestra conductors are actually secretly playing this game when they are conducting on stage (at least I'd like to imagine they are, and if they aren't they should be).

would epicly conduct again

The Dishonored series is my favorite game series of all time, and Dishonored®: Death of the Outsider™ is a fantastic conclusion to the story.

-I get in a skype call with a friend.
-Tell him I need help defusing a bomb.
-Friend instantly says: "Lets go."
-We start solving through each module.
-We got stuck on a maze.
-Finished the maze.
-10 seconds left until utter doom.
-Randomly cut a red wire.
-Bomb defused.
-We feel like heros.
-My inner Counter-Strike has been released.


But on a more serious note, this game is a blast to play with a friend or two, and is quite an adrenaline rush.

-Loaded up the game.
-Found a match with 4 other people.
-I didn't start as the ghost.
-Hid behind some boxes.
-Wet sounding footsteps came my way.
-A creepy baby mannequin appeared on the box in front of me.
-We stared at each other for about 30 seconds.
-Baby jumps on, and reaps me.

Would have a romantic staredown with a baby mannequin again.