OMG like, heyaa💋 Sooo um 😅This is super random and funny and stuff but, like… You’re AUTISTIC right😏? Wait wait nooo🤣! Don’t like, have a little freak out or whatever! Goshh you got all red! LOL you’re so like, awkward😅cmoon you can tell meee! We’re besties now! You’ll make me happy! 😘Totes an Aspie rite? Mmm? Cant hear you cutie💖little louder, cmon! Speak up🤭! USE YOUR WORDS ♥♥♥♥♥♥~UGH. YEAH😍!? YAS!😜 Knew it omg! You were totes acting weird, making stupid noises, playing with your hands….Oh and don’t think I didn’t notice the only time you looked up at me was to stare at my big butt lol! 🙄SOOO Not subtle! It’s ok tho umm… 😳I think autistic NEETS like you are pretty hot… Soooo are you like, one of those porn addicts who got brain damage from gooning to hard , ooor… are you a natural Aspie? Like, born with it and stuff😩?

You see, my little lady likes to play a fun trick on me. if I sleep in and she wakes up before me she likes to jerk me off a little bit to wake me up. This is always sexy and used to get me right up and at em for the day!

Unfortunately, my sleeping body has gotten used to this so it needs a little more stimulation. Now, if I don’t wake up for the morning jerks, she takes her reusable straw over to her ant farm. She will coax an ant or two into the straw. Then she puts the straw down my shaft (this is easy because I have been sounding for years now) and blows the ants into it. The tingling of the ants inside is enough to stimulate me and wake me up.

I get it, it’s not for everyone. But it’s adorable and gets a laugh out of me every time. I love that girl!

U alive bruh? Wipe in 2 days

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

can you add me?