Back when I was but a mitochondria, I had the urge to control the world. After meticulous planning, and hours of pep-talking, I failed. I did not let this get in my way of domination. No, what got in my way of that was Aya. It was a blessing is disguise, as I learned how to evolve. Thus, I evolved into something dumb and prattled on and on and on and on and on.