Recent reviews by deej

I won a chicken from a bowling alley to manage a series of properties in the pleasure/XXX district of a small district in Tokyo. The chicken also has a failed italian chef turned Mafia boss running secruity only after returning from his now succesful cooking business due to me making friends with a totally legit mushroom salesmen who constantly kept getting confused for a shady illegal mushroom salesmen. When I hired the Mafia guy to work with the chicken he said "It has been a while since I've soaked my hands with the blood of my enemies".

I've read a lot of reviews saying it takes months to grind out a single character, I got 3 in around 2 days. I only grinded single player and it wasn't too hard and I SUCK at most fighters. With AE removing single player fight money gains it'll take months, but that's more or less because if you played vanilla and didn't even bother trying more than a 1/6 of the single player content available, which would've given you a very healthy amount of FM (Fight Money) for characters, you should've done that a LONG time ago. If you hated anything about the gameplay or the DLC practices chances are AE ain't gonna bring you back. It was more or less for the people who never bought in. Now that AE exists with both seasons worth of character's if you didn't buy in, now's probably the best time. Plus the fact that all the characters you get from buying AE will leave you with plenty of character levels to get from the individual stories to aquire FM for, at the least, one season 3 character. And they're nothing like trials were combos and execution are required. A 6-month old child can do it, literally. No, I mean LITERALLY. An infant can beat a characters individual story. I've seen it. Look it up.

TL;DR if you never bought in do it NOW. If you bought in during vanilla, gave up, complained, came back expecting anything to change, and complained more, you're not very smart. It's still possible to get 1 character from season 3 via offline just do the stuff for levels and their you go.

Still no skullomania though. I know Fighting Layer Ex is a thing, but I want my car salesman in a skeleton body-suit now dammit!

This game is easily worth the 60 dollars if you have a good enough computer. Everything about this game feels good, the combat, the driving, the flying, the tennis, everything. Single player has a ton of replayability with all the bonus things you can do, plus with the addition of single player trainers it makes the experience so much more enjoyable with the ability to turn into a whale and cause massive amounts of damage after which you visit the strip club as a monkey, and online feels with the endless amounts of side jobs at your disposal. If you scroll past reviews you'll see so many negative reviews because of the amount of modders present. They say its incredibly difficult to find a session void of any modders, but I have found plenty, and when you do it feels great wether just driving around Los Santos, going on a tank rampage, raiding the military base, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with friends, heists its just fantastic.

This game is currently a 9/10 for me mostly because most of my friends aren't into the pc scene and modders do exist and do ruin the fun to some degree. But this game is easily 10/10 when the whole modding is cleared up and is 11/10 when playing with friends.

wiggle the buttons and hammer the sticks