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Glad to be able to change my review back to positive, because this game is AMAZING and so are the Devs, not only for making a great game but being right on the frontlines with us fighting Sony tooth and nail to make sure the PSN update doesn't go through. HELLDIVERS SALUTE!

We did it Helldivers, we won the battle with DEMOCRACY! Sit down and take that L Sony and try thinking about your actions next time before you make an update that ruins such a fun game for its worldwide fanbase. Still ♥♥♥♥ Sony for being such a scummy company, try actually making some games for the PS5 and make it a console worth buying before you try pulling some ♥♥♥♥ like this on us.

It's a good day to be on the side of FREEDOM!

An impactful visual novel that uses the tropes of the genre perfectly to deliver its full narative and leave players in awe. A must play for fans of the genre or for new comers alike. Don't let its cutesy aesthetic fool you if you are normally one to dismiss a game over such things, there is much more to it than meets the eye, JUST PLAY IT!

Easily the best game I have ever played! Highly recommend this game for just about anyone, especially if you like Medieval RPG's. The perfect game 10/10.

Did you like Shinji Mikami's Resident Evil 4? How about Silent Hill? How about lots of gore and excellent gunplay? If you answered yes to 1 or more of those questions, I would advise you to check this game out!

I have now completed the game and I can only recommend the game more, the gameplay holds the weight of the overly ambitious story. The combat feels intense and becomes increasingly scary due to your constant lack of resources, the horror isn't stacked on too thick with little to no jump scares throughout but you do always have a feeling of dread as you never know what is coming for you next (this is in part because of the games incredible music and sound design. MANY of the noises the enemies makes are bone chilling and because of very effective lighting effects).

The gunplay is very rewarding and "crunchy" as in you can feel the heads limbs and other areas being hit and often exploding (I actually shot an enemy in the face and blew its face clean off with only a hole left in the middle of its head it continued to chase me around).

Now that I have completed the game I still stay true to my opening statement and would recommend this game to anyone looking for a cool new 3rd person shooter or a very nerve racking and often terrifying survival horror experience!

Game looks and feels like I am playing a PS2 game

The game tries to hard to be hard yet doesnt have the same rewarding feeling as games like Super Meat Boy and I Want to Be the Guy once you complete a level. Rather than being satisfied and content with myself once I am able to beat a certain level I am thinking more "Thank god this is finally over."

The combat system seems cool at first but is lack luster and not fully fleshed out as all of your attacks are on bound to one button and the controls feel sticky at times making you feel like it is more the games fault when you die as opposed to your own.

Also the "Slippery" floors are so poorly implemented into the game I almost quit on the second level, you try to hit an enemy but end up bouncing when you touch a wall, a saw, or an enemy and you end up dying because it is almost impossible to stop yourself once you get in this bouncy loop!

The difficulty scaling on the game goes from semi tough to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ is ridiculous from the 1 level into the second making you wonder why you are still playing this ♥♥♥♥.

P.S. I do intend to play more of this game and hopefully it gets better but it has left a very sour taste in my mouth as it had potential to be much more than it is, which right now is a bunch of poorly implemented mediocrity.

The game freezes as soon as I log in and is literally not playable

They didn't even try to properly balance this game

The game is incredible and the PC port of Dark Souls 2 is the definitive version with better graphics and substantially higher framerate and incredible online play. The perfect sequel to an already amazing game Dark Souls 2 sticks with the Souls series formula while adding tons of new weapons and spells and more, the combat has been optimized from Dark Souls and is more fluent and nuanced. For anyone who loves Action RPG's and high skill cap games this is a must buy!

If you love old school hard action platformers this is a must buy! Highly recommend this game it is amazing