Recent reviews by [Ʀ] AbyssalWraith477

Can't wait for the rest of the game world. My All-Batrax party is making waves! I love the nod to the "incident" from Exiled Kingdoms in their lore panel. I keep finding things I didn't before with each consecutive save file. Looking forward to all future updates :D

Pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew... murica.

Bought the alpha many years ago. Got the free Steam key. It sucks. Bring back the alpha please, thanks.

Meh.

Pros:

+Graphics
+Variety of stuff

Cons:

-Grind
-Grind
-Grind

5/10 cause grind.

The only game in which you can modify the stats of your tiny freighter to one-shot an alien battlecruiser.

10/10 would cheat while laughing maniacally again.

Here's an example if you don't believe me:

Me: *Flying Star Barge around Men*

Pirate: "Hey, that's some purty booty you got there tiny little man, and I wants it!"

Me: "hmm... nah, i'm good thanks."

Pirate: "I don't think you understood me..." *fires a single sidewinder, halving my shield strength*

Me: "Are you absolutely sure that you want to try and rob me? You are really stupid."

Pirate: "Pfft, what's ur tiny little cargo container going to do? Fire a blaster turret at me? Go ahead half-pint, give me your best shot! I'll be laughing about this all day!"

Me: "Well, alright, if you insist." *A hidden compartment opens up revealing a Pug Gridfire Turret*

Pirate: "Hey, what the-" *dies in a fiery explosion*

Me: *Gets bounty payment for Pirate's bloated corpse* "Trololololololol!"

I found an inventory editor that actually works, so I spawned myself a few sets of post-moon lord armor, yet still got rekt by him though.

10/10 would lose to Mr. Moonie after cheating in his treasure bags again.

Effectively a game where you 'discover' dirt and buy 'new blocks'. The enemies beyond the initial area surrounding the spawn are far stronger than the previous ones, and end up killing you quickly. The plots we build on are tiiiiiiiny tiny tiny, with liiiiiitle little room for expansion, and all of it HAS to go UP. In other words, be prepared for infinitely tall stone-brick towers in series as far as the eye can see.

*imitates a tv announcer's voice* But that's not all! You can get this shoddy piece of coding for f- wait, barbara are they serious? They are... okay, thanks barbara. *clears throat* All of this can be yours... for FREE! That's right folks; you can now waste your life away by using a building system that's relatively similar to Starforge, one of the worst gaming disasters ever! Get chewed on by our amazingly hostile flora and fauna, but wait, there's more! Your avatar is effectively a drawing on the side of a wall!

*coughs and resumes normal voice* In all honesty, the collection grind for the blocks you can infinitely build with got annoying after I found out that we CANNOT GET WOOD FROM TREES. You'd think that a Minecraft knockoff like this would at least have THAT feature.

1/10 for keeping me interested for around 36 minutes of my life.

P.S.: The uninstall button works perfectly.

The false sense of satisfaction you get when you ram your Panzer into a M4 Sherman while it has 42 health and you have 117, only to have your tank explode on impact and his lose 16 hp.

10/10 would suicide panzer again

(Plz nerf M4A3E2 mass, too heavy for a Pz III/IV to suicide rush while at low health, so stupid)

Long, Pointy Iron Stick + Enemy Generals + A Recharged Charge Bar = WHO WANTS SHISHKABOBS?!

10/10 would make a General-Kabob again.

You shoot stuff, it blows up.

Nuff said.