I am the man of the hour
Who is too sweet to be sour
The women's pet and the men's regret
The reflection of perfection
The man who got your attention
The one with the greatest arms
The one with the best charms
and the one who is going to do much harm
but right now, it is not about me
It is about everyone reading this
How do they feel standing this close to greatness
Are you not mesmerized?
Are you not getting chills down your skinny little spines
For the first time ever witnessing Chael Sonnen
in Chael's Building with Chael's people
I eat t-bone steaks
lift barbell plates
I am sweeter than German chocolate cake
And all I gotta say is
When you are the greatest fighter in the world
They got a name for you, don't they?
They don't call you a great fighter
They call you Chael P. Sonnen