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Hello my Friend,
I am in need of your help. I know this message will come to you as a surprise.

I am the next Heir to the throne in Nigeria, the Crown Prince, Apara Kachinpopgorn. I hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for mutual benefit of our families.

My brother, Prince Katchala Kachinpopgorn, has used underhanded methods to seize my inheritence and with it, my loyal suporters in the government. He is an evil man with ill intentions for my beloved country whose only goal is wring the people of their livelihood and sell their homeland to those who wish to exploit it to sate their greed.

I come to you with a heavy heart and open arms, my one request to help my people live a life of dignity. In order to reclaim my wealth I need to a small amount of money, no more than $10,000 to deposit with the National bank of Nigeria to access the wealth that will give my people a fighting chance against this injustice and save them from indignity. It is with disgust that I must use your heartfelt donation to grease the palms of these corrupt and evil men but pray that act will help my people prosper.

Upon receipt of your generous gift, I will reward you handsomely with a sum no smaller than $100,000. It is but a small amount but I pray you humbly receive it for your help. If you would respond to my country's plea post haste, please return this message. The bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives.

With humble gratitude,
Crown Prince Apara Kachinpopgorn, true heir to the Royal Throne of Nigeria

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