About Me / Romantic Orientation: I am married to knowledge, and I have a mistress known to many as imagination. Some day I hope to have a few children, the first of whom I will name creativity and the second good. If I can make a small change for the better in one being, staying invisible while doing so, I will go back to the earth in peace, and I will call my purpose complete.
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FastCo. SleightSoda: also MM can't even handle me right now
FastCo. SleightSoda: I've been tempered in the ♥♥♥♥ storm known as SPUF
FastCo. SleightSoda: my patience is unyielding
FastCo. Fluffle Puff: lol

"what if you walked into a steakhouse and took off your shirt because you thought it was a gay bar" - numbers 2014

"Man gives woman gifts, woman provides man with dental care (numbers's take on "Favors"), so who gets a net profit?" - numbers 2014

'Piglet, why doesn't he just give you 5 dollars for you to take off your shirt for him?' -Fastshot, 2014

'Nick, you're an important hole.' -Sleightsoda, 2014