Recent reviews by Marslettuce

You've already heard it's good. It's good. Go play it.

Incredible experience in VR

Play 30 hrs of the playtest and still loving it.

My only major complaint is that you can't adjust your loadouts in the main menu (as far as I can tell?). You have to be in a game to do it.

Extremely repetitive. Within 3 hours I feel like I've seen everything there is to do in the game.

The underlying gunplay is absolutely fantastic, but the overall gameplay loop is a tedious "Go here, press button, shoot guys while you wait for timer to run down, occasionally press a button to restart the timer, go to the next place".

Refunded.

Get Noita'd

It's good. It's $6. Get it.

One of the best games of all time.

In control of the USA and China, I declared war on an alien-controlled country allied to the EU and India. Both declared war in return, with India invading China. I dispatched 3 US armies and 3 Chinese armies. Once the invasion was close to turning in my favour, India nuked its own capital to prevent me from invading. Half of the US military, 2/3 of its navy, 3/5 of the Chinese army, and 2/3 of the Chinese navy were annihilated in a single day. In response I staged a coup, seized the country, and corrupted the government to recoup my war debt. Highly recommend.

It's like programming, but you're also shooting up heroin the whole time.