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better than wow

We do not give a ♥♥♥♥ about Epic's storefront. If we wanted another storefront to buy our games from we would preach about it almost as much as these sweaty companies do.

Steam is just fine, please drop the agenda.

i hate this game and it makes me want to end my own miserable life


anyhow, time for another match

Game was bad to begin with, and then they went and removed the classes (The main thing that set it apart from the over bloated genre)

I love Paladins, but leave it to Hi-Rez to make terrible decisions like these.

This ones for Road to Liberty.

Not to mention this game is such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as a Fallout game. It rides the line of being a Call of Duty game. So watered down for the sake of the kids.

I refuse to sit back and watch Bethesda do nothing besides re-release Skyrim 50 more times and ruin a terrific franchise. And the fact that they hit this modding team with genuine innovation with legalities all because they reused voice lines is wank. Complete wank.

♥♥♥♥ Bethesda. ♥♥♥♥ Fallout 4.

I don't even know how to sum up my feelings for LIS. A good story, and a good mind**** at the end.


10/10 love LIS more than I love Chloe.


PS. Soundtrack kicks ass

8/8 would r8 gr8

Things this game will provide you with



single-digit fps, even with crap graphics

a wish to stab its creator after 7 minutes of play

Crap

Not much else

It's like Left 4 Dead, except with more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry devs





10/10. Best part of the game was uninstalling it. Would uninstall after 7 minutes again

Like skyrim with guns, without guns, with gun skins. Plus more Russians. And Arabs. And more kids who ****ed my mother. And more people complaining about an automatic sniper rifle. And more people who think they are good at the game. Plus more people stating they should be a higher rank. But it's always your team mates! Right kids?



8/8 would r8 gr8 m8

Zombies will appear before your eyes
Your shots will not hit
Zombies arms will stretch when hitting you and look hilariously stupid
Levels will be poorly designed
You will be terribly frustrated at your low walking speed moments into the game
You will be terribly frustrated by zombies hit range
You will fail so much
This game will suck
You will uninstall it









10/10 Would uninstall after 45 mins again