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604.4 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
As an American GI, you're likely to get napalm'd by your own commander. Just like the real thing.
Posted May 31, 2017.
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2,300.6 hrs on record (1,987.3 hrs at review time)
This is by far one of the greatest first person shooters out there, not only is it free but with everygame there is a chance for a free cosmetic. This game has a wide variety of armaments to choose from that are all great in thier own way there is no such thing as OP here but rather the skilled and the unskilled. Heres a little about the game, there are two teams of 5 and the objective of the game is to destroy the other teams ICBM silo when successful the other teams nuclear capablity is no more and your team is then able to take their courier(s) as concubines. There is also this huge neutral character named roshan i think where he resides is supposed to be switzerland or something but im not sure cause of all the fights that happen there sometimes, anyways great game i would highly suggest anyone to pick up this FPS right away.
Posted May 13, 2017. Last edited May 13, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
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517.2 hrs on record (472.4 hrs at review time)
completely unrealistic as there are no female soldiers
Posted May 13, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
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32.1 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
This game is rather enjoyable. I am able to do a whole a lot within the world of this game, I am able to shape the very earth itself to suit my needs, I am able to erect grand edifice's just because, this is truly a spectacular game. However the lack of animal husbandry is rather saddening, as I have always wanted to safely live out my fantasy of settling down and finding a good goat to marry and live out the rest of my days in marital bliss. So sadly because of the lack of man to animal realtions i must give this game a thumbs down
Posted May 13, 2017. Last edited May 13, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
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364.0 hrs on record (191.3 hrs at review time)
Grat gaem fur i am noaw abl tu lev owt mi fantusee uf hevng the secks with mi doturs nd sisturz az wel az pursacute az wel
Posted May 13, 2017.
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516.1 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
OK game but the White-Huns were probably Iranic, not Mongolic or Turkic. Also there is no reference to the Eddic tradition of the Burgundians and their origins in Scandinavia. Age of Charlemagne campaign negates the amount of Slavs that actually would have populated the realm of the Pannonian Avars while also inflating the number of Berbers and Arabs that would have moved to Iberia during the Umayyad period. Also optimized terribly and DLC :( And Uralics like the Magyars are portrayed exactly like the Huns.

Otherwise, the best depiction of the Great-Migration Period outside the realm of books. First time a Total War campaign was sprinkled with a little bit of non-martial complexity in the way of climate, fertility, disease, sanitation, population and settlement-development mechanics. Not to mention the blend of Medieval 2's family trees with Rome 2's political offices and intrigue system. This is obviously not a Paradox game, but the inclusion of skill-based characters who also have relationships with eachother makes for a more immersive single-player experience. The historical events and nomadic/migratory hordes add a level of dynamism in the campaign. Unlike of previous Total War games, where factions in different corners of the map simply annex surrounding provinces and create stagnant super-states until ecountered by the player, an emergent empire including that of the player could see quite a bit of trouble stemming from Nomadic and Horde agitation near their borders. Unlike Attila's spiritual predecessor, Rome Total War's Barbarian Invasion expansion pack, hordes have their own mobile buildings and economies. Settlements are now impermanent, considering they can be completely destroyed upon conquest and some factions are entirely disposed to doing so. Unfortunately, CA takes this a bit too far because (minor spoiler):

The Huns and White-Huns live up to their Apocalyptic expectations and may end up torching the entire map, depending on your difficulty setting

All-in-all Total War Attila creates a more-or-less successful attempt at a Total War game that mixes the series' classic build-expand-conquer formula with a survival experience where a player may actually feel a sense of existential terror in the mid or even late game.

Oh, and there are battles.
Posted February 15, 2017.
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13.2 hrs on record
Extremely inaccurate depictions of all dinosaurs. Clearly Nazi propaganda
Posted January 8, 2017.
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