Zapp: The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised.
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I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
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Stone circles were common enough everywhere in the mountains. Druids built them as weather computers, and since it was always cheaper to build a new 33-Megalith circle than to upgrade an old slow one, there were generally plenty of ancient ones around
(Lords and Ladies)
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A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
-- Aristotle
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The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
- Ed Bluestone
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furbling, v.:
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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